Jokes and crack's
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1. The Smart Student
A teacher asked the class, “If you had just one book to take to a deserted island, what would it be?”
Little Johnny raised his hand excitedly and said, “A survival guide!”
The teacher smiled. “Very smart, Johnny!”
Then Sarah raised her hand and said, “A boat manual so I can escape!”
The teacher nodded. “Even smarter!”
Then Tommy shouted, “I’d take my math textbook!”
The whole class went silent. The teacher asked, “Why?”
Tommy shrugged. “Because nothing makes time feel longer than reading that thing!”
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2. The Librarian’s Wish
A man finds an old, dusty book in the library. As he opens it, a genie pops out and says, “I will grant you one wish!”
The man thinks for a moment and says, “I wish to be rich!”
The genie nods and POOF!—the book is now gone!
The man yells, “Hey! Where’s my wish?”
The genie smirks and says, “It’s in the fine print... you should have read the terms and conditions!”
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3. The Bookstore Robbery
A man runs into a bookstore and shouts, “Nobody move! This is a robbery!”
The cashier sighs and says, “Sir, this is a bookstore.”
The man pauses, looks around, and then says, “Oh… uh… Please… nobody move, this is a robbery?”
The cashier nods, “Much better.”
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4. The Talking Book
A boy walks into a library and asks the librarian, “Do you have any books on talking animals?”
The librarian chuckles, “Oh, we have plenty!”
The boy grabs one and starts reading. Suddenly, he hears a voice say, “That’s a great choice!”
He jumps and looks around, but no one is there.
He nervously asks, “Who said that?”
The book whispers, “I did… now keep reading, it gets better!”
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5. The Exam Trick
During an exam, a student asks the teacher, “Can I have a different question?”
The teacher frowns, “Why? What’s wrong with this one?”
The student sighs, “Because this one is too hard!”
The teacher shakes their head. “That’s not how it works.”
The student shrugs, “Well, I had to try. You always say, ‘If you don’t ask, the answer is always no!’”
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